In case you were wondering which Disney princess I was...
Because internet tests are totally reliable....
I am the one with the really high voice and who takes tainted food from strangers. Perfect.
Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistable. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path.
(You know that you are dying to know!)
I never thought we would be a Disney family. Yes, we have passes, but for Halley's first two and a half years she knew nothing about the insane amount of princess merchandise out there. Then Christmas came and "the man" got her. (By "the man" I mean her aunts and grandparents gave her glittery pink gifts with the Disney logo.) He got her good. She is a customer for life. She is equally in love with all of the ladies (even the lame fake princesses) and their perfect little lives. She wants to get married at 16 because Ariel did. She is afraid of apples because Snow White is. She wants to paint the colors of the wind because Pocahontas did. (How do I make that happen?)
I could go on and on. If a boy comes over to play they are automatically "the prince" and given specific instructions on how the wedding will play out. Poor, poor kid.
So, while I am no Disney expert, I am sure there are many exceptions, but what in the heck does Disney have AGAINST MOTHERS AND FAMILIES?
Snow White- Mom? Stepmother- evil and murdering.
Belle- Mom?
Cinderella- Mom? Stepmother- evil, plotting and jealous
Jasmine- Mom?
Sleeping Beauty- parents send her to live in the forest.
Ariel- Mom? (spoiler alert... gets run over by a pirate ship in the prequel.)
Nemo- Mom? Have you seen the first scene? Traumatic.
Jungle Book? Orphan.
Lilo and Stitch? Parents? Dead in car crash.
Monsters Inc.- Parents? Don't notice their toddler gone for days.
Enchanted- Giselle- Mom? Stepmother- evil and murdering. Morgan- Mom?
Now these are just the movies I can think of. Seriously, isn't it sort of weird?
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Omgosh Julie!!! Thank you so much for posting this!!! haha, I have often wondered what Disney has against mothers!!! Maybe with out a mothers love and guidance, it makes for a more heart warming story?! lol
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I am cinderella.... I just can not figure out how to put it in this comment!!! lol
don't forget bambi and what happened to mom...
ReplyDeleteThat was fun! I was Pocahantas!
ReplyDeleteFree-spirited and wise. You have a strong passionate spirit that touches and changes all who know you. The wisdom and common sense that you have is really what guides you through life. Even so, you also have a very playful side that loves adventure and excitement.
I was just going to say Bambi. And then Dumbo, I can't even watch it, but there is a Disney mom!
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