Best comments ever.

Thankfully I don't get much spam.
Blogger and Gmail do a great job of filtering it for me.

From time to time I like to take a little peek in to the spam folders and see how many people are eager to give me love, money and drugs.  So many people.  I could be so rich.  So medicated.  So in love.  But alas.  Gmail keeps us apart.

However, Blogger has let a few slip by this past week.  A few too weird and crazy to just delete.  Screenshots were in order before they were sent to the trash.
Screenshots so as to prevent anyone from accidentally clicking a link.  Because:
A.  Who knows what actually hides behind said links
B.  It only takes one little hacking to know better than to get too trusty.

Is this the weirdest story ever?  EVER???
More nonsensical than the ones my first grader writes while trying to incorporate as many spelling words as possible into her nonsense.
But strangely charming, is it not?
Did a computer write it?
To make it sound like a human wrote it?
Perplexing.
That face amaze the stadium!
All because of a purse.
Never underestimate the magical powers of a Coach bag.

Clowns Miami!!!!
How did they know???

If only I lived in West Palm Beach, my kids could be in a fairy land with celebrating and enjoyment and entertainment things!!!
Too bad I am on the wrong coast.

Thanks for the oddities spam bots.
Got any links to solve my laundry problem?


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29 Comments

  1. mel @ the larson lingoApril 26, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    I got the clowns Miami one last week also! I almost forwarded it to you because I know how much you LOVE clowns :)

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  2. Ingrid @ thesunnyside.meApril 26, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    interesting stuff!
    on a totally different topic - i'm so bummed i missed you @ the stirring on saturday. kirsten said she bumped in to you two. kirsten and i work on same team at rockharbor. she had asked me about my blog and samuel which is when i started sharing about your blog and how your sweet joy has touched my heart - and she shared that she used to work with your hubby. anyways - hope you're doing good! praying for you and your sweet baby boy growing in your tummy!

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  3. Four FlightsApril 26, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    you blog about the best stuff. I get these a lot and would have never thought to write a post on them. you are a creative genius :)

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  4. Jessica JohnsonApril 26, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Lady G Cotillard sounds like a hottie! Crying, Julie. CYING. Andrea is right. You do blog about the best stuff.

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  5. AbbyApril 26, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Definitely had the first comment on my blog too! The funny thing was, the comment was left about 7 times on one blog post calling out all lurkers to leave their blog so I could return the stalking. Made it more funny to me!

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  6. grey rose (they/them)April 26, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    can someone help the "frenzy, elderly disabled man."? i am concerned.
    these are great! thanks for sharing!! xo

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  7. GeorgiaElizabethApril 26, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    You never fail to make me smile. Hilarious.
    Hope your pregnancy is going well. I think of you often as you have often provided inspiration, creativity, and humor for me.

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  8. meg duerksenApril 26, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Fizbo clowns miami

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  9. The WifeynessApril 26, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    That Coach bag story kinda reminds me of Engrish. It's where people from other nations try to write in English, but mess up the writing due to the differences in the language. Engrish.com has some funny examples of it!

    Loved this post! :D

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  10. Mindy HarrisApril 26, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    oh honey this made me laugh til rolling.

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  11. KatApril 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Bahahahahaha! Clowns Miami... creepy and hilarious!

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  12. TashaApril 26, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    I just have to say I am often perplexed by some of the spam comments that come to my blog as well. They usually are filtered out, but I will go over and check every once in a while too. I think What????? Does does these crazy things.

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  13. Danielle ReneeApril 26, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    I have really only received on spam comment on my blog, but now I'm curious as to see if theres a spam comment section on blogger that I'm not aware of.

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  14. sarahApril 26, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    craziness! Ive never gotton a comment but I have seen a link in my stats that went to a handbag place....so weird!!

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  15. JoyApril 26, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    Congrats on winning that cute rainbow hoodie! How cute will your girls look in that!

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  16. Land familyApril 26, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Very very strange stuff! Had him lover will are blue as the only trust. ??????? And the clowns? They are mocking you!

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  17. ClaireApril 27, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    The best to me: Full of suspense flavor.

    Tasty, I'm sure.

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  18. Handbags*and*PigtailsApril 27, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Oh my gosh! I must admit though Im a little relieved. Since no one ever talks about their spam mail I guess I figured I was the only one who gets weird junk like this. You wouldnt imagine the stuff I get because of my blog name. UGH.
    FYI: I hate clowns too. And since my hubby is a "balloon artist" when hes not teaching or coaching, people refer to him as a clown. Um no, people. Clowns are evil. Hubby is a handsome, non scary "balloon a-r-t-i-s-t!"
    xo,
    Sarah

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  19. Momma2MyGirlsApril 27, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    your comments about the spam bot's comments had me laughing so hard my children were asking if I was crying. thanks for posting those, haven't had the pleasure of anything like that on my own blog yet. :-) you're a lucky gal.

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  20. The Perdaris Family:April 27, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    I can not even finish reading this post because I'm laughing and crying here at my desk at work - people might think i've completely lost it. I normally don't mind - but how do I explain how hilarious this is. HI-LA-RI-OUS!!!

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  21. GraceApril 27, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    i almost peed my pants reading this, julie!!! my husband asked me to read it to him, and i couldn't get through it because i was laughing so hard. apparently, the humor doesn't translate through giggles because he didn't think it was funny. i, however, am still laughing!

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  22. Heather G.April 27, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Haha! I got the clown one too - random!

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  23. WildmamaApril 27, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Strange! How come giveaways always have 5 million comments? Do those people really read and never comment? Oddness. Hope you have a good week! :)

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  24. Gail {Simply Oney}April 28, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    omg your spam comments are too funny!! I all of a sudden have been getting major spam comments the past couple days as well so had been wondering what was going on. Some of them definitely are amusing and have been interesting to read. Enjoy the rest of your week! =)

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  25. Heather | Cookie MondaysApril 28, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Ditto what Mel said. I got it too. Clowns Miami or bust!

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  26. SummerApril 29, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    HMMMMM!!

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  27. JessicaMay 2, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    Kids fairy land provide your kids birthday party games and birthday party characters and also provide clowns Miami for your kids birthday and you get kids birthday party ideas so enjoy the parties.

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  28. Just FriendsMay 2, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    oh honey this made me laugh til rolling.

    3D ultrasounds | 4d Ultrasounds

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  29. littlemissmkMay 4, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    you are hilarious. seriously hilarious!

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